Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
that is actually a perfect description
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
ME ME ME ME THIS IS FUCKING HOW I WORK
I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.
“At home, I mainly used to read. I wished to stifle with external sensations all that was ceaselessly boiling up inside me. And among external sensations the only one possible for me was reading. Reading was, of course, a great help. It stirred, delighted, and tormented me.”